Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track
Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track

you walk in the door packed pockets
guess what geez, say you've had it but now you've lost it again you've forgotten to bring your wallet but fair play i buy yous a brandy and coke safe I always do anything for my mates go sit down i'll bring it over. cause I'm no way that you always seem to avoid paying but your blag blag blag gets scene scene scene and how many missed calls have I got to take beforeyougetsomecredit and call me for a change
eh eh eh eh eh eh?

Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track
Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track

oi then after i top non one two one i notice you've gone and i'm sat staring into space lookin' like a billy no mates on his trike my favorite lighter seems to have done one cause it was here when you were here and now it's gone, now you're gone i mean just cause i bought you a drink i'm not trying to tie you to the seat i don't give to recieve but you seem to live to recieve so i end up chatting to andy talking about his fucking grief with the knob you gave me for twos

Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track
Cause I can't be doing with your crap anymore
So why don't you give me my lighter back
And then track

half hour on i'm on my way to the bog...it seems to serve you right, you've got to HOLD IT DOWN (to be continued)